This a very special story. Back in college my best friend and I use to joke about this silly sexual encounter she had that turned out to be a flop. This guy did all this talk about what he was going to do to her, but once he got her he fell way short. To make a long funny story short we dubbed him the “Bad D*ck Bandit.”

Michelle Thomas age 26 must have had a similar encounter, but she certainly handled it in a bizarre fashion. She was arrested for allegedly stabbing her common law husband after he failed to satisfy her sexually! Angered by his poor performance in bed, the Texas woman stabbed her mate with a pair of scissors, leading to her arrest for the assault.

Michelle apparently became enraged when her common law hubby couldn’t get her “off.” Her 28-year-old partner told authorities that Thomas “become angry with him over a sexual encounter that she was not satisfied with,” and “began to slash at him with the scissors.”

The man, who refused to press charges, suffered superficial cuts to his chest, leg, and hand. Thomas was arrested for aggravated assault, a felony, and booked into jail. So let this be a lesson to all the minute men of the world. I guess the moral of the story is some chicks aren’t just bad they’re effin crazy. On a side note, he should have stabbed her hair with a comb.

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