Since it’s the weekend I had to hit you with a lil Charlie Sheen action to make sure you get started off in the right direction. Charlie Sheen was minding his own “winning” business when detectives descended on his mansion — followed by a wave of media in trucks, vans and helicopters — to confiscate his guns.
Maybe Charlie Sheen is auditioning for “Law & Order.” The self-described “Messiah of Malibu” yesterday hosted a visit from gun-hunting cops, struck a child-custody deal with his estranged wife, filed a $100 million lawsuit against Warner Brothers and his ex-producer not to mention appearing on a mock cooking show.
They seized an “antique” weapon and bullets of a different caliber, according to his lawyer, Mark Gross, who said his client was not detained.
An LAPD spokeswoman said: “It came to our attention he does have firearms that are registered in his name, and part of his restraining order states he cannot be in possession of any firearms and ammunition.”
But the order was lifted after Mueller and Sheen reached an agreement, according to a joint statement by their lawyers. “The LAPD were AWESOME. Absolute pros! they can protect and serve this Warlock anytime!!!” the troubled Sheen wrote to his 2.5 million Twitter followers after the cops left.
Adding to the weirdness, Gross claimed someone — not Mueller — phoned in a false report to cops that Sheen was a danger to himself. The TV train wreck had earlier appeared in a bizarre cooking-show parody on the “Funny or Die” Web site, pretending to prepare a meaty meal while wearing a tiger-striped chef hat and an apron bearing the words “Winning Recipes.”
“I am living the life of a rock-star Vatican assassin,” Sheen said.